Humor & Satire
mobi, epub |eng | 2009-04-09 | Author:Mccafferty, Megan [Mccafferty, Megan]

five (nothing meaning something) “Oh, man, forget Byron. I’m the asshole.” “Why are you giving me a dollar, Marcus?” “Advance payment for my apology.” “What apology?” “This one: I’m sorry ...
( Category: Humor & Satire November 13,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 1998-01-13 | Author:Patrick McCabe [McCabe, Patrick]

Chapter Twenty-Nine The Incident Behind the Creamery A lot of people said that I slapped her across the face – I did not! I said: ‘Look, Martina! All I want ...
( Category: Dark Humor November 13,2017 )
epub |eng | 2013-04-18 | Author:P. G. Wodehouse [Wodehouse, P. G.]

2 It was no idle boast that Mr. Llewellyn had made when he had spoken of his skill at irising out through kitchens. He was on the further side of ...
( Category: British & Irish November 12,2017 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:P.D. Singer [Singer, P.D.]

The Mountains from P.D. SINGER http://www.dreamspinnerpress.com Also from THE MOUNTAINS http://www.dreamspinnerpress.com About the Author P.D. SINGER lives in Colorado with her slightly bemused husband, two rowdy teenage boys, and thirty ...
( Category: Humor & Satire November 12,2017 )
epub |eng | 2011-11-06 | Author:Cat Who Ate Danish Modern [Modern, Cat Who Ate Danish]

Qwilleran brought champagne glasses filled with a creamy liquid, and solemnly Cokey ground the nutmeg on the bubbling surface. "To Co key, my favorite girl," he said, lifting his glass. ...
( Category: Mystery November 12,2017 )
epub |eng | 2017-07-10 | Author:Scott McClanahan [McClanahan, Scott]

We used to do nice things for another though. One night Sarah came home crying because she’d broken an old woman’s leg. She told me all you have to do ...
( Category: Literary November 12,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2012-07-29 | Author:April Aasheim [Aasheim, April]

Trevor stretched and returned to his seat by the large, bald man that had been nice enough to buy him a round earlier. "Hey Paul," Trevor called to the bartender ...
( Category: Humor & Satire November 11,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Jade Chang

Andrew stayed away. Hours later, when even his little Gracie was probably drunk, Charles and Nash ended up side by side with a bottle of whiskey between them, their feet ...
( Category: Humor & Satire November 11,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Bethany Michaels

Chapter Six “I hate to rush this.” Sean said once their party of four reached the limo. “But the park closes at eleven. We need to get going soon.” So ...
( Category: Humor & Satire November 11,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2011-04-08 | Author:L. Ron Hubbard

Bitts rose as I approached. “Where we going?” I said. “Don’t you know?” he said, somewhat astonished. “You ordered it about 4:00 AM” (Bleep) that hashish! “What did I order?” ...
( Category: Science Fiction November 9,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2011-04-08 | Author:L. Ron Hubbard

It opened. There was Lombar Hisst! He was as tall and as heavy and as mean looking as always, but there was a heavier scowl on his face. It made ...
( Category: Science Fiction November 9,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2013-10-14 | Author:John G. Hartness [Hartness, John G.]

Chapter 15 WE EMERGED BLINKING into the harsh sunlight of the marketplace. “Okay, Marty,” I asked, “take us to the chef’s tent. He’s got some explaining to do.” The little ...
( Category: Fantasy November 9,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2011-04-08 | Author:L. Ron Hubbard

He had to make sure. “Don’t you have guards and security and things?” he asked. “It makes me nervous for her.” The clerk snorted. “Lady Hightee has fifteen billion fans ...
( Category: Science Fiction November 9,2017 )
epub |eng | 2008-01-01 | Author:Roland Merullo [Merullo, Roland]

ZELDA KISSED ME as if I had done, or was about to do, something special for the campaign or for the world. Mom chipped in with a warm hug, and ...
( Category: United States November 9,2017 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2013-06-10 | Author:Debra Webb

TEMPTING TRACE Debra Webb Chapter One Fallen stars... Claire Carson wondered what it would be like to be one, and gave silent thanks that her own career in television seemed ...
( Category: Humor & Satire November 9,2017 )